Wisdom from a nine year old

One of the couples in our church discovered that their nine year old son had been hearing a few things about sex from his buddies on the school bus. So his dad sat down with him and explained how things actually worked--had the whole talk about the birds and the bees. A week and a half later this couple was suprised to find out that they were pregnant. So, they sat down again with their nine year old son and explained that this came as a suprise to them but that they were going to have a baby. Their nine year old son shouted, "You're ruining my life! Why would you have sex if you didn't want to have a baby?"

Ummm, for all of you singles . . . wisdom from a nine year old.